All Dudes love a hot sauce with a big bite to them and here are some of the ones that are high quality, hot as hell and with the funniest names.
Da’ Bomb Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce and comes in many editions. The bottle features a bomb and that is just what this mixture of Ghost Peppers, Habanero Peppers, Mango Puree, chilis and limes is going to feel like as it goes down your gullet.
Another nicely named hot sauce is Satan’s Rage which is made with Ghost Peppers, re wine vinegar, tomato puree and various hot powders. Yes hellfire will be raging in your gut after eating meat drenched in this hot mix.
Who wouldn’t love a sauce called Pure Death? The more fatal the title, the better the hot sauce. Blair’s Pure Death Hot Sauce with Jolokia is Vinegar, red salt and Habanero Chili Pods and is one of the hot sauces recommended for use with clams and oysters.
Another sauce with a great name is Mad Dog Hot Sauce which packs 357,000 Scoville units of heat along with garlic and onion. Blair’s Sudden Death Sauce could also live up to its name as you are advised to use it with extreme caution. It contains pure pepper resin, clover honey and lime juice along with red habanero pods and cayenne chilies.
Death by hot sauce is also indicated by the name of Widow Hot Sauce – No Survivors which comes with a big plastic black widow spider fixed to its lid. It is made out of Habaneros, soy sauce, Worcestershire and other hot peppers.
A seriously greatly named hot sauce is Crazy Mother Pucker’s Fire Roasted Confusion Hot Sauce – You aunt Been Pucked Till Ya Been Mother Pucked that is a mixture of vegetables, Habanero mash, Worcester and pepper. They also make an aptly named Liquid Lava Hot Sauce, which conjures up images of what this sauce might be doing to your gullet as it slides down your throat.
One of the top twenty hot sauces in the world has a name that does not have much to do with hot sauce. It is called Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally…The Slap Heard Around the World. The gimmick is that you scratch the hand print on the chef’s ass on the graphic on the bottle and you will see something that you will never forget!